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my FIRST RAP
by SHOBHIK PAUL
(dedicated to my GF maths who olways
break mah HEART ♥)
Maths gets d HELL thru
i dont even know wat to do
hey! do u know how to strt d question
to
cus f**k i dnt know wat tu do
i wasted my nights on chpter 8 o 9
But it all came diffrnt to BANGO mine!!
n now m sitting in xam empty writtin a
rap or two
ON dat hell i dnt know wat to do!!!
tick tock tick tock
i cud even hear my watch screaming on
me
hey maths listen wy dont u simply
screw me
cus i m nw gonna sue u
cus really i dnt know wat to do!!!
©times of teenz
Anna ji will reach Bhubaneswar, Odisha on 29th November and will address a public meeting on 30th November. Join the reception rally at airport.
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अन्ना जी 29 नवंबर को भुवनेश्वर आ रहे हैं और 30 नवंबर को वहां एक जनसभा को संबोधित करेंगे।
स्वागत रैली में भाग लेने के लिए
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One day, a young guy and a
young girl fell in love.
But the guy came from a poor
family. The girl's parents weren't
too happy. So the young man decided not
only to court the girl but to court
her parents as well. In time, the
parents saw that he was a good
man and was worthy of their
daughter's hand. But there was another problem:
The man was a soldier. Soon, war
broke out and he was being sent
overseas for a year. The week
before he left, the man knelt on
his knee and asked his lady love, "Will you marry me?" She wiped
a tear, said yes, and they were
engaged. They agreed that when
he got back in one year, they
would get married.
But tragedy struck. A few days after heleft, the girl had a major
vehicular accident. It was a head-
on collision.
When she woke up in the
hospital, she saw her father and
mother crying. Immediately, she knew there was something
wrong.
She later found out that she
suffered brain injury. The part of
her brain that controlled her face
muscles was damaged. Her once lovely face was now difamed and even her whole body got scares.
ight there and then, she
decided to release her fiancé
from their promise. She knew he
wouldn't want her anymore. She
would forget about him and
never see him again. For one year, the soldier wrote
many letters—but she wouldn't
answer. He phoned her many
times but she wouldn't return
her calls.
But after one year, the mother walked into her room and
announced, "He's back from the
war."
The girl shouted, "No! Please
don't tell him about me. Don't tell
him I'm here!" The mother said, "He's getting
married," and handed her a
wedding invitation.
The girl's heart sank. She knew
she still loved him—but she had
to forget him now. With great sadness, she opened
the wedding invitation.
And then she saw her name on
it! Confused, she asked, "What is
this?" That was when the young man
entered her room with a
bouquet of flowers. He knelt
beside her and asked, "Will you
marry me?"
The girl covered her face with her hands and said, "I'm ugly!"
The man said, "Without your
permission, your mother sent me
your photos. When I saw your
photos, I realized that nothing
has changed. You're still the person I fell in love. You're still as
beautiful as ever. Because I love
you!"
♥ ♥ ♥ Tujhse hi to mili hai rahat..
Tu hi to meri hai chahat..
Tujhse hi to judi zindagi..
Teri doori hai kuch adhoori..
Sans adhi hai kuch hai puri..
Akhon mein hai kaisi ye nami..
Mera mann.. Kehne laga..
Pass ake na tu door jaa..
Choone de.. Hoonth tere..
Zara sason mein apni basa..
Hmmmm..
Mar mein jaun.. Mein reh na paun..
Gam judai ka seh na paun..
Hai tujhe pyaar ka vasta..
Teri doori hai kuch adhoori..
Sans adhi hai kuch hai puri..
Akhon mein hai kaisi ye nami..
Raat ke chand tale avosh mein meri tu
aa..
Bahon mein lelo mujhe..
Zara sapnon mein apne basa..
Mera mann.. Kehne laga..
Pass ake na tu door jaa..
Choone de.. Hoonth tere..
Ae sason mein apni basa.. ♥ ♥ ♥
Achievement of "Government of India"
2012(Jan to 10 Nov 2012)
-Coal Mining scandal - INR1,070,000
crore
- Karnataka Wakf Board Land scam -
INR200,000 crore
- Andhra Pradesh land scandal -
INR100,000 crore
- Service Tax and Central Excise Duty
scam - INR19,159 crore
- Gujarat PSU financial irregularities -
INR17,000 crore
- Maharashtra stamp duty scandal -
INR640 crore
- Ministry of External Affairs gift
scandal
- Himachal Pradesh pulse scandal
- Flying Club fraud - INR190 crore
- Jammu and Kashmir PHE scandal
- Jammu and Kashmir recruitment
scandal
- Jammu and Kashmir examgate
- Jammu and Kashmir Cricket
Association scandal - Approximately
INR50 crore
- Andhra Pradesh liquor scandal
Atleast we can Share And Feel the Pride
rather than giving our vote to a right
Person :)
Jai Hind
Hamara Bharat Mahaan?.?
Ek aisa Desh jahaa Pizza Ambulance ke pehle Ghr phuchta h...
Jahaa Car Loan 7% h or Eduction Loan 12%...
Jnha Chawal Rs. 40/kg me milta h or Sim Card free...
Jnha Log Durga pooja Karte h or Ladki paida hone pe uska Khoon..
Jnha Olympic Shooter koSwarne Padak(Gold Medal)jitne pe Sarkar 3 Crore dete h Or Dusra Shooter jo Border pe Dusmno se ladte hue Shahid hota h use 1 Lakh..
Sach me Hamara Bharat Mahaan h...??
Share dis blogpost so much dat even reaches to our P.M.
Jai Hind!!
Delhi Metro me Dhakka na khaya........ to jeene ka kya khaak Maja aaya...:D
Anna Hazare to protest against arrest of activist Medha Patkar, Dr. Sunilam and forced land acquisition for Pench and Adani power project in Chindwada at
Madhya Pradesh Bhawan, Chankyapuri, New Delhi
today at 2:30 pm.
Join us,
contact: 09958797409
Ravi Srinivasan faces up to three years in jail if found guilty Does a tweet on reports of corruption, sent out to 16 followers, deserve a possible penalty of three years of imprisonment? The answer seems to be yes, at least according to Congress leader and Union Finance Minister P. Chidambaram's son Karti, who filed a complaint against small- time Puducherry businessman Ravi Srinivasan, and the Puducherry police which charged Mr. Srinivasan under Section 66-A of the Information Technology Act, 2008. Section 66-A deals with messages sent via computer or communication devices which may be "grossly offensive," have "menacing character," or even cause "annoyance or inconvenience." For offences under the section, a person can be fined and jailed up to three years. Mr. Srinivasan, a 45-year-old supplier of plastic parts to telecom companies and a volunteer with India Against Corruption, had on October 20 tweeted from his Twitter account @ravi_the_indian : "got reports that karthick chidambaram has amassed more wealth than vadra." Other such tweets reportedly made references to Mr. P. Chidambaram. Mr. Srinivasan is however appalled by the reaction his tweet has provoked. "At 5 a.m. on Tuesday [October 30] morning, I was woken up and pulled out of my house by CBCID men and told I was under arrest because of my tweets," he told The Hindu. "My wife and two daughters were in shock. What wrong have I done?"
The police told him he was being charged because of an e-mail complaint sent by Mr. Karti Chidambaram to the Inspector General of Police, in which he accused him of malicious intent to defame a good man. He was produced before a judicial magistrate and released on bail that evening. Mr. Chidambaram was out of the country on Wednesday, and remained unavailable for comment. But he did post a short statement on his own Twitter account @KartiPC. "Free speech is subject to reasonable restrictions. I have a right to seek constitutional/legal remedies over defamatory/scurrilous tweets," he said to his 3,655 followers. He did not respond to queries on Twitter. Mr. Srinivasan — whose Twitter tagline reads: Jai- hind guy, want to see India as no 1 in every sphere, believer that india can do it — has only posted 110 tweets in his one and a half years on the microblogging site. He has a grand total of 16 followers, as of Wednesday evening. "My tweet refers to reports I read about Karti Chidambaram and Robert Vadra in the newspapers. It is not even my own opinion. I don't know what is defamatory about it," he said. "When I read the kind of tweets other people have written on corruption, I do not know why I am being targeted." He wondered if his involvement with the IAC, and participation in their activities in Puducherry, has brought this upon him. In his latest tweet, he asked the IAC for "moral support."
A file photo of Karti Chidambaram
Ravi Srinivasan faces up to three years in jail if found guilty Does a tweet on reports of corruption, sent out to 16 followers, deserve a possible penalty of three years of imprisonment? The answer seems to be yes, at least according to Congress leader and Union Finance Minister P. Chidambaram's son Karti, who filed a complaint against small- time Puducherry businessman Ravi Srinivasan, and the Puducherry police which charged Mr. Srinivasan under Section 66-A of the Information Technology Act, 2008. Section 66-A deals with messages sent via computer or communication devices which may be "grossly offensive," have "menacing character," or even cause "annoyance or inconvenience." For offences under the section, a person can be fined and jailed up to three years. Mr. Srinivasan, a 45-year-old supplier of plastic parts to telecom companies and a volunteer with India Against Corruption, had on October 20 tweeted from his Twitter account @ravi_the_indian : "got reports that karthick chidambaram has amassed more wealth than vadra." Other such tweets reportedly made references to Mr. P. Chidambaram. Mr. Srinivasan is however appalled by the reaction his tweet has provoked. "At 5 a.m. on Tuesday [October 30] morning, I was woken up and pulled out of my house by CBCID men and told I was under arrest because of my tweets," he told The Hindu. "My wife and two daughters were in shock. What wrong have I done?"
The police told him he was being charged because of an e-mail complaint sent by Mr. Karti Chidambaram to the Inspector General of Police, in which he accused him of malicious intent to defame a good man. He was produced before a judicial magistrate and released on bail that evening. Mr. Chidambaram was out of the country on Wednesday, and remained unavailable for comment. But he did post a short statement on his own Twitter account @KartiPC. "Free speech is subject to reasonable restrictions. I have a right to seek constitutional/legal remedies over defamatory/scurrilous tweets," he said to his 3,655 followers. He did not respond to queries on Twitter. Mr. Srinivasan — whose Twitter tagline reads: Jai- hind guy, want to see India as no 1 in every sphere, believer that india can do it — has only posted 110 tweets in his one and a half years on the microblogging site. He has a grand total of 16 followers, as of Wednesday evening. "My tweet refers to reports I read about Karti Chidambaram and Robert Vadra in the newspapers. It is not even my own opinion. I don't know what is defamatory about it," he said. "When I read the kind of tweets other people have written on corruption, I do not know why I am being targeted." He wondered if his involvement with the IAC, and participation in their activities in Puducherry, has brought this upon him. In his latest tweet, he asked the IAC for "moral support."
A file photo of Karti Chidambaram
If Arvind Kejrival can den why U can't. U mst b aware of all dose stuffs like children are God's hand and blah blah blah but I m well aware of Teenz Force. Arranging a gang of 40 hunks for girlfriend, ever ready for mass bunk to revolt against teacher are just a few kickass stuffs that we can do. Lets show this country that how ITAC can drive corruption off!!!
The 'Inspired' remake is based on the life of Kanjibhai ( Paresh Rawal), an antique shopkeeper. When a tornado destroys his antique store, he begins to disbelieve in God. The film revolves around his journey at taking down God which he is unable to do, but clearly doesn't realize, and soon begins to fight all the priests of the city, which starts mayhem until Lord Krishna ( Akshay Kumar) pays Kanji an unexpected visit. It is loosely based on the Gujarati play, Kanji Virrudh Kanji and also Hindi play, Kishen vs Kanhaiya. Story also resonates on the lines of The Man Who Sued God a 2001 Australian film, starring Billy Connolly and directed by Mark Joffe [1]
Cast-
Akshay Kumar as Krishna Vasudev
Yadav/ Lord Krishna
Paresh Rawal as Kanji Bhai
Mithun Chakraborty
Poonam Jhawer
Govind Namdeo
Mahesh Manjrekar
Nidhi Subbaiah
Murli Sharma
Lubna Salim as Susheela( Kanji's
wife)
Ishita Vyas
Pooja Gupta
Prabhu Deva in a Special
Appearance in song "Go Govinda"
Sonakshi Sinha in a Special
Appearance in song "Go Govinda"
Salman Khan As Narrator in a
Teaser Trailer"
Times Of India gave it a perfect 3and half stars.
Lets hope we all post OMG in a positive way on fb after watching this flick.
Salman Khan Fans or Comic Fans Who should rejoice?
I dont know but I am sure this one is rocking.
Comic Description: Will RAW's best agent survive a deadly mission on the high seas? A routine mission turns ugly for Tiger as a deadly drama on high seas unfolds. Captured, out gunned and outnumbered, the odds seem stacked against Tiger like never before. Will RAW's best agent survive the night?
The comic is now available in stores (in India) or can also be bought digitally at Infibeam
