Random Messages

Messages sent to me by jewel friendz only this evening. Now your turn to send them to your frenz. 

Ek din attitude hum b dikhaenge.. Jee bhar k sab ko hum b rulaenge.. Paidal chal rahe honge dost sare.. Aur, hum aaram se kandho pe let kar jaenge.:-)

A Lady gave 1 rupee to a roadside begger.

Suddenly she shouted-"Hey I think I've seen u somewhere?"

Begger-"We are frnds in FACEBOOK"

Thought for the day:

"Everything u want in life is waiting for u outside of your comfort zone and inside the Effort zone..!!".

Just maKe a move.....;)

Boy- I Love u

Girl- main bhi tumse i love u kahu to kya karoge

Boy- khushi se mar jaaunga pagli.

Girl- ja pagle nahi kehti

JEE Le apni zindgi.

Latest research :-

"Boys Always remain faithful to girlfriend....!!!"

bt

Which girlfrnd...?

Dats still a topic of research!:-D;)

"HAMARI MAAG"

Agar

Ek akela TEACHER,

saare subject

nahi padha sakta

To

Aisi ummid

kyun karte hain k

Ek Student

Saare Subject

Padhe?

"Jaago

Chhaatro

Jaago...

India is facing 3 most important qstns...

1- hum cloromint q khate hy?

2-melody itna choklati q hy?

&

now

d latest 3- why dis kolaveri kolaveri kolaveri di.

Wife sunoji jab apne pehlibar mera ghunghat uthaya to 

kaisa mehsoos kiya tha?

Ma kasam! Mar hi jata agar aahat dekhne ki aadat na hoti.:-D

Frndshp needs no promises,no demands, no expectations. . .

It just needs two people. . .

One crack like me and one double crack like you. :p

Convent scool k bache zoo me - oh!! wow monkey is sleeping don't disturb. Govt. Scool k bache-HARE BANRA UTH,UTH NAHI TA abhaiye MARAB EK LAAT mar jaibe.

Dost wo hai

Jo bin bulaye aaye,

1 sune aur

10 sunaye,

1chips do to pura packet kha jaye,

Har mauke pe mazak udaye Par Har Dukh me saath Nibhaye..... 

Rab tu apna jalwa dikha de

Uski Zindgi ko Apne noor se Sza de

Bs mere dil ki yhi dua h Malik

is msg Pdhne Wale ko

Raat me Bed se niche gira de.

Paisewala Aadmi- Aaj mere paas 14cars

18 dukaan

4 bangle

hai 

Tumhare paas kya hai?

Garib- Mere paas 1 Beta Hai

Jiski Girlfriend

Teri beti Hai!!

Dehati ka letter.....

hamri deer push pa,

U r que tea,lub lee,sack sea,on nest,a track thief,soup pub &u r my most press yes lower.

Tohar,

Cumless.....

Wassup?

"Hr Insan Dil ka bura nahi hota,,

"Hr insan Bewafa nahi hota,,.

"Bujh jate hai Diye aksar apni Galtiyo se,.

Hr baar kasur Hawa ka nahi hota..

From Ragging 2 being Seniors,

From Strangrs 2 being Frnds,

From having crush 2 being in Love,

From being babies 2 being babes,

From Joys 2 Tears,

Dis is d Journey frm 11th 2 12th!

Njoy d last few mnths as SENIORS.!!

Then again evrybdy hs 2 strt frm JUNIORS.!!

These days r realy special.! 

official 12thiess txt.!

Now last but BEST suits me 

Inbox k Mojuda Halat Aur Outbox K Bayanat Ko Madhye Nazar Rakhte Hue Ye Adalat Apko Dafa "DOSTI" K Tahat "KANJUS" Karar Dete Hue 10 SMS Bhjne ki Saja sunati he 

Good Night Fellas